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September 30th, 2009


This is from a prompt by holmes221b on livejournal. Although, I owe her an apology. I got Holmes and Watson’s roles in this backward by mistake. It was the poor Doctor whose meant to have a sore hand. I hope it will still satisfy.

Again, prompts are welcome!

 

Here there be fics! )

 

 

 

 

 

His limp head jerked upward…and he realized that the page, which had been blurring before his eyes, had been lost completely as his heavy lids had fallen shut. Now they snapped open again, as the voice cut through his tense slumber.

His teeth closed around the cold stem of his pipe and he turned to see a familiar figure making its stiff way into the room, illuminated by the dim lights of the landing.

Watson blinked in bewilderment as he drew closer to the chairs and the still banked fire…he was leaning heavily on the stick Holmes had left at his bedside.

The detective straightened with a sigh, putting aside his book and uncurling from his chair, considerably stiffened himself.

“I became bored watching you convalesce.” He said, “I hope you do not mind my absence from your bedside.”

“No…not at all.” Watson replied automatically, as his kind nature demanded…then he blinked… “Convalesce?”

A sudden smile played across Holmes’ face and he removed his pipe to accommodate the rare expression. “Surely, Watson…you cannot fail to have noticed the cast upon your arm?”

The Doctor looked down at his limb, which was indeed encased in hardened plaster du Paris…he fingered the rough edge.

“I had noticed.” He said, looking up again. “In fact I rather hoped you would tell me why I have a cast, and why I woke just now in my bed at…” he glanced at the mantle clock “…at four twenty in the morning?”

“Since you’ve been in your bed for over eight hours I’m not surprised you woke up at this odd hour.” Holmes got to his feet and crossed to the Persian slipper which hung from the mantle, catching the light of the fire with it jeweled toe, flashing fantastically.

Watson watched in patient curiosity as his friend knocked his pipe out against the grate and then refilled it methodically.

“You arm is broken in two places, clean fracture through the radius and ulna, that is the reason for the cast.”

“And it was enough to make me faint?” the good Doctor looked somewhat chagrined.

Holmes raised a dark brow, which only looked more unnerving as he loomed over his friend in the dim firelight, his face made more angular and sharp by the shadows.

“I guarantee you Watson…that would be enough to make me faint. But no…it was more the circumstances surrounding your accident that made you faint.”

Watson frowned in true consternation, he sank back into his chair…eyes clear becoming introspective.

“We…were on a case were we not?”

“We were.” Holmes nodded, pleased, “its good to see your concussion is mild after all.”

Watson’s brow furrowed in honest consternation. “We were here…in London…and…”

He met his friend’s patient gaze. “Good heaven…the docks!”

Holmes sighed in veritable relief and he reached for a coal with the firetongs. “Yes quite…you needn’t worry old fellow…we got our man…you tried to stop a colossus with a crowbar, and it proved more hearty than your bones…OW!”

There was a dull thud as coal and tongs fell suddenly to the floor, the Doctor stomped automatically down on the ember and glared closer at his friend’s hand…noticing the white bandage covering it.

“You’re hurt?”

To his surprise Holmes did not brush off the inquiry. He was holding his appendage close to his chest. He swore softly and met the kind hazel eyes with a look that was at once suspicious and oddly fearful.

Watson reached out and was astonished further when Holmes obligingly proffered the hand.

“Its getting worse…” he murmured.

His friend fumbled the bandages aside somewhat awkwardly for the cast and sling, a noise of displeasure in his throat.

“Holmes you bandaged this yourself.”

“There were more important and urgent patients to hand, Doctor.”

The rag came away to reveal that the long pale hand of the detective had become grossly swollen, the skin hot and red with irritation.

“It’s infected.” Watson turned it over in the light. “What the devil…”

He looked up to see the oddly shamed-fearful look in the gray eyes once again. “It looks as though someone tried to bite your fingers off!”

Holmes opened hi s mouth…but no sound emerged.

“You’ve left this untreated? Holmes, mouths are some of the filthiest places. You should have had this looked at.”

“Perhaps…but it seemed unimportant at the moment.”

Watson sighed, dissatisfied but did not press., “Could you fetch my bag…and some water…I’ll set this to rights for you.”

He got up at once to comply, though he returned his hand only gingerly when Watson soaked a cloth in antiseptic to place against it.

“You are perhaps the only man I know who can ignore the most painful ailments when you have a purpose, and put up so much fuss when it doesn’t matter half as much. One would think you had the pain tolerance of a two-year-old.”

“Why thank you Watson, that makes me feel much better…ouch!”

The Doctor tightened his grip on his friend’s wrist to keep it still, cleaning the ugly marks as gently as he could, they were the deep imprints of a man’s teeth, oddly clear and even.

“Holmes.”  Watson glanced up at his flinching friend.

“Yes-oww!”

“Did you even notice the bloke was biting your hand? It looks as though you did not even bother to pull away.”

The gray eyes met his face, and then closed again.

Watson blinked, certain now that his friend was hiding something…and it was not embarrassment…not for himself at any rate. He was composed…though obviously avoiding the answer.

“Holmes…”

The detective hissed between his teeth.

“…Did I do this?” Watson could not believe it even as he said it. But the silence that greeted this inquiry convinced him.

“Can I ask how it is remotely possible that I bit you?”

“It wasn’t truly your fault…old fellow.” Holmes said quickly, sighing in relief when Watson placed a lint pad over the hurts and began to wrap it with gauze. “You didn’t have much choice.”

“No? What did you do? Shove your hand in my mouth?”

This statement, meant half as a jest, hung in yet another long silence and Watson looked at his friend sharply.

Holmes sighed. “Lestrade had already arrived when you went down, the police surgeon hadn’t. You had to be moved because the tide was coming. One of the newer lad’s father was a surgeon, he offered to splint your arm so that your bones wouldn’t sever you artery...they were totally dislocated Watson…overlapping.” He could not convey the terror he’d felt at seeing his friend curled about the twisted limb, how he’d shuddered at his friend’s outcry as it had been manipulated. He’d had to do something to relieve the pain he could see on the pale, strained face.

The detective shrugged, almost sheepishly. “There are not a lot of sanitary objects for a man to bite down upon in a London dockyard…you won’t remember you were barely coherent…I removed my glove first.”

He would pay attention to a small detail like that…suddenly the whole situation didn’t seem so unbelievable when Watson thought of who he was talking to.

He cleared his throat, tied off the bandage and reached for another piece of coal with the tongs.

“Are you alright?”

Holmes flapped his good hand, pulled on his pipe and exhaled in a contented cloud of smoke. “Quite…although I wish you wouldn’t eat so much fish…you teeth are remarkably strong.”

“Thank you.” Watson said softly, aware of the lines of strain and worry at the corners of his friend’s eyes…he did was not referring to strength of teeth.

“You’re quite welcome.” Holmes smiled.

This one isn't from a prompt, its just to stir up the autumn blues.

If any of you fine readers have prompts send them on, in a PM or a review, I'm not picky, If you think 'em I'll write 'em for you. I just need ideas! Something like:

"Dear PGF, I've always wanted to see Holmes crash a bicycle."

or

"What would happen if a tiger got loose in Baker street?"

or even

"What would Holmes do if Watson ate the last piece of Mrs. Hudson's chocolate cake!?!"

Anything that tickles your fancy, send in the unwanted bunnies.

Thanks also, to everyone who reviewed, I know I didn't respond to every one of your kind comments. I'm getting better though. Be patient with me.


It was a drab gray morning. The sun made a pathetic effort to poke through the overcast smog that enveloped the overstuffed city. The cheap, fuzzy light that seeped through the windows made the world look like cotton...even the fireplace with its dull, blackened hearth. It seemed as though I could reach out and pluck at it with my fingers and unravel it with very little effort.

Instead I allowed myself to sink further into the cushions of the settee, burrowing into the covers that had somehow appeared after I’d fallen asleep. It was chilly enough to be annoying, but still too warm to merit a coat. By the sky it would probably be drizzling all day which meant damp clothing unless one made oneself a spectacle by carrying an umbrella.

I had no real demands on my time, but there were several folders of paperwork I could be finishing.

Also Mrs. Hudson was out.

It would be a day of bland food, uncomfortable clothing and unpleasant, mediocre weather. I cringed at the thought of it and closed my eyes again, perhaps it would look better in an hour.

I was nearly asleep again, my thoughts becoming heavy and muddled when the ingrained sound of a revolver blast made me leap off the sofa and fall to the floor in a heap of covers.

Turning my head in the direction of the smoke I saw a familiar figure, half-dressed, holding his hair trigger out before him.

He lowered the weapon with a smug smile, his morning pipe dangling from his lips.

“There.” He said triumphantly, turning his benevolent smile to me as though I should share in his delight. “The tail of the R was a little off, it has been bothering me for some time now. But no matter…”

He thrust the deadly arm into the pocket of his dressing gown and tossed the whole carelessly onto his armchair.

“What do you say to a visit to the Northumberland Bath’s Watson? There is a distinct chill in the air and it cannot bode well for your Ghazi souvenir.”

He stopped, and seemed to notice for the first time that I was gawking at him from the floor.

“My Word Watson, you look like a lion whose just had his tail trod upon. Do tame your hair old fellow.”

My hair could hardly be called a mane, as it was still quite military short and only half as light…nevertheless it seemed to have become somewhat wild during my rest.

As I struggled to extricate myself from the various afghans and blankets my friend had seen fit to smother me with while I slept, he made his way to his room and emerged a short while later with one arm through his jacket and his shoes in one hand.

He tossed something at me and it bounced off my nose before I managed to catch it…a very crumpled telegram.

“Alfie brought it.” Holmes muttered through a mouthful of cravat. “We have three hours before we meet him…stir yourself.”

Or at least, that is what I understood him to say…it was hardly that articulate.

When he’d secured every garment safely about his person he made his way to the chemical table and announced grandly that he was “Making Tea”.

I was rereading the name on the telegram, quite surprised that anything so unique and intriguing should be brought to my friend out of the blue, but then Alfie seemed to have a knack for attracting such cases. If I was the stormy petrel of crime he was the figurehead of the misadventures which Holmes craved.

And very rarely left us in one piece.

“Go on and dress old fellow, if your game.”

Holmes hand paused upon a beaker in sudden thought, the Bunsen burner flaring to life to cast a living flame onto his face, dissolving the drab, cotton effect.

“You are game aren’t you?” his black brow knitted with sudden apprehension.

I struggled to my feet. “Two sugars please.”

He smiled and I climbed the stairs to change…and fetch my revolver.


September 21st, 2009

Drabble update!

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A/N: Next one! Will become more regular I promise. The prompt for this one came from Medcat aka Cat. So thanks to her.

For everyone else, I will be getting to every prompt in time. Please if anyone has any suggestions for a drabbley fic, please keep them coming.

And thanks to everyone who has reviewed! I’m sorry I didn’t respond this time around, shaky start for school, but things are running smoothly now.


“I believe your stalwart Doctor is something of a coward, Mr. Holmes.”

Holmes clutched at the mantle, legs shaking with his weight as he straightened his back.

“He left because he trusts me.” Said the detective quietly. “He believes in my abilities, even if it means he must leave me behind.”

“So he throws you to the wolves because you tell him too? Dear me! That is friendship indeed! That level of blind obedience.” Sterling reached into his pocket and drew out a revolver, spoiling his casual stance.

Holmes tried to calm his shaking, if he was to meet his death now he would meet it upright with his eyes open.
Sterling smiled, leveled the gun, and sighted.

A bullet ripped through the still air of the old house, its roar echoing in the cavernous room, disturbing decades of dust. Holmes’ legs gave out, and he slid to the floor, but not before Sterling, who was clutching a bloody arm.

“Not blind obedience, Mr. Sterling.” Watson said, leaving the shadows of the hall. “Holmes trusts my abilities as well.”

He leveled his own, smoking revolver and smiled. “And if you ask me, sir, that is friendship.”

September 14th, 2009

Sherlock Holmes Shorts

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In an effort to defeat my writer's block, I'm starting a new series of Sherlock Holmes shorts.

I am posting the first one below for your perusal, they will be archived here on Fanfiction.net

Fanfiction.net )If you guys would like me to write a Sherlock Holmes short on any subject under the sun just send me a prompt. Anything, violence, frienships, fluff, humor, crack-fic. Just so long as its not explicit, crude or slashy, because I don't do that.

Thanks

My answer to the “WhythedevildoesHolmesalwayswearanoldgraydressinggown” question.


“You must not think I’m sulking when I do that,” he said, “Just leave me alone and I’ll be all right.”

The first time the black cloud descended, he retreated to the settee, wrapped in a horrid, brown flannel dressing gown.

His new flatmate glanced up from his book and said nothing when he began to fill the room with smoke. The room grew dark and foggy as the night outside the windows and it suited his mood so he stayed where he was, basking in his displeasure.

In the early hours of the morning he was awoken by a shower of cold water tossed at his head. He gasped and sputtered and glared at the sleep-tousled veteran holding a dripping basin.

Kindly the Doctor ignored his curses and pointed out the soggy pipe and smouldering remains of his dressing gown.

Holmes stalked to his room loathing the world in general. He’d found justification for his skulking and intended not to come out of his room for several days.

That was until the appearance of a new, mouse-gray dressing gown was shoved under his door, proving him—for one of the few times in his life—utterly wrong about the world and the people in it.

August 30th, 2009

Story Updates.

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So summer is over and I'm starting school again.

I wanna apologize to everyone who was expecting a story update. Especially you Bellis. I promise I'll update both stories before the end of this week, right after I find out how much I'm going to be reading for my classes. Hopefully "Persuasion" and "19th century India" will stimulate the old gray cells.

August 7th, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Happy Birthday Watson and Edward Hardwicke!!! *throws confetti and blows annoying birthday horn* Fweeeet!

I can't claim I had any idea that their birthdays were today, but KCS knew, Walking Canon and all that.

*ducks pillow aimed at head*

OI, I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE NAME, S'YOUR FAULT FOR READING EVERY SNIPPET AND PASTICHE ON THE PLANET, you've probably even read that mini-fic written for queen Vict--

*is clobbered by pillow*

Anyhow, 's a good day for me too. Because after this weekend my long sojourn of school during summer is over, I get a two week break! Woot! *more confetti*

There KCS, I posted, lookit!

*clobbered by pillow again*

July 16th, 2009


Title: The Deal
Summary: Holmes and Watson have a talk about nightmares and living
Rated: K+ for emotional angst



Thi for everyone in the fandom that might be feeling down lately. Especially for KCS, to whom I owe my pen, but always urges me to share it with others.

This takes place shortly after EMPT, and is my take on how Watson dealt with his three year accumulation of grief.

I can think of no better way of summarizing than to quote one of the master writers themselves;

"The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal." – C. S. Lewis


 

Here ye be! )

June 7th, 2009

Bull-pup, challenge 003

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Title:Bull-pup
Author(s):PGF
Rating: K+
Character(s): Watson, Holmes
Summary: The Bull-pup is explained, my entry into challenge 003.


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June 3rd, 2009

Look I'm posting!

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Look KCS! I'm posting!....why do I feel five years old?

So after a year of living in my current flat (yes I'm gonna call it my flat, much cooler) a bunch of bluejays decide to take up residence in the pines in our yard. They have a habit of screeching and fighting over heaven only knows what.

Never again will I be able to read about pretty birds twittering in the morning without laughing my head off at the irony.

Birds are evil. Fluffy divebombers with no compunctions. But they're just so dang fluffy how can you not love em?

I'll be updating both Centre and Man's Best Friend before the end of the week.  Apologies to everyone in the fandom.

March 25th, 2009

Comic for Man's Best Friend

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A comic I scrawled down last sunday for KCS. She thought it would be funny and she was right. I've never done a dog from the front before so I suppose it's not bad for a first time.

Banner Man's Best Friend.

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A banner made for me for my new story, by the talented KCS, obviously I don't have the know how or the eye for this sort of thing.

*Goes off to squee again!*

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